It’s a personality-less role that leaves all her gusto to her action scenes, which mostly involve hitting things and getting knocked out. With Ghost Rider 2 on the horizon, is there any hope for Cage’s future?Īmber Heard also continues to rack up as many horror-related films as possible, but she once again fails to really… act. Oh Nicolas Cage, what is wrong with you? After 2010 proved Mister Cage was still an excellent actor (with some awesome turns in Kick Ass and Bad Lieutenant) it appears 2011 intends to fully disprove this notion, as he follows the lackluster Season of the Witch with another by-the-numbers effort-shy action flick. This is incredibly worrying news for fans of Hellraiser, as both Lussier and his writer-buddy Todd Farmer are helming the forthcoming Hellraiser remake, probably in 3D.
It is sad that Patrick Lussier has once again churned out an atrocious piece of unwatchable cack, adding to a woeful canon of work that includes My Bloody Valentine 3D, White Noise 2, Dracula 2001 and The Prophecy 3. Perhaps if watched when incredibly inebriated with a group of like-minded friends, this could be a hilarious, laughable mess… but when you’re sitting in the cinema with a pair of uncomfortable plastic glasses jammed on your face, it’s anything but hilarious. Perhaps if deliberately done in the style of an 80’s exploitation film this might have come across as hilariously ridiculous – like Machete and Planet Terror – but because it seems without a larger sense of irony Drive Angry appears misogynistic, vile and absolutely puerile. Overall it feels Drive Angry was created by an adolescent pervert with a love of muscle cars. All this might be very impressive if it wasn’t so obviously fake the CGI is abysmal throughout from gunshot wounds to severed limbs and a clichéd version of hell, it’s all incredibly poor. Created by the team that brought us My Bloody Valentine 3D, it’s more of the same – axes lobbed at the screen, coins flicked at your face, explosions throwing scrap in our general direction. It’s frustrating, especially when you have to pay extra for 3D. Whoever was in charge of continuity should have their soul destroyed – at one point Nicolas Cage’s eye wound moves from left to right! Costumes change randomly, blood splatter moves or disappears altogether and there’s an overwhelming sense of carelessness throughout. If you’re expecting amazing car chases you’ll be severely disheartened, as the driving is slow, repetitive, bumbling and devoid of invention. The music is annoying, with needless guitar riffs that repeat themselves over and over again, the characters are repugnant, the set-pieces pedestrian and the violence mediocre.Īs for the film’s title: Drive Angry? Drive Like an Old Woman Going to Church, more like.
It’s sweary, dumb and incredibly childish. The script fails to play on the utter absurdity of it all, and instead sticks to rolling out some of the worst dialogue this side of hell. The charcoaled mess that remains is then served up in cinemas, along with a wonderful side dish (more on this side dish later). It’s like director Patrick Lussier and writer Todd Farmer gathered all the right ingredients together to make a pie and promptly burnt it until it caught fire. In fact, the entire film should be an incredible laugh, but somehow it isn’t. This set up is insane, and should be fun.
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So it’s a race against time as Milton pursues the baby-murdering cult whilst battling off the super-strong Accountant and a police force full of trigger-happy troopers. Yet Milton’s escape from the fiery underworld prison has not gone unnoticed and Satan has sent The Accountant ( William Fichtner) to collect him and return him to hell.
He’s accompanied by Piper ( Amber Heard) a kick-ass Texas waitress with a lovely-looking car, who joins him in his mission to save the baby. The child will be sacrified on the full moon and Milton must stop it before his entire lineage is wiped clean by a nutcase cult-leader called Jonah King ( Billy Burke). He’s come back to Earth to save his baby granddaughter, who’s been kidnapped by a bunch of disorganized Satan-worshippers. It never explains how, but it involves a car. It’s vile, boring in places and simply so incredibly shoddy it’ll make you resent paying even a penny for it… let alone a few extra quid for some 3D glasses. The trailers make it look like ridiculous exploitative nonsense, the plot sounds like Ghost Rider in a car and Nic Cage’s new hair guarantees at least five seconds of guffawing… but it’s worse than that. I doubt many of you are slapping hands-to-cheeks and screaming “No way!” at this news, but it’s actually more terrible than you expect.
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